Green Crack From Private Grower (DJDerpy)

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This Green Crack clearly gave DJDerpy the energy to write a killer review!!  –Tokeahontas

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Strain Name:
Green Crack
Genetics:
Skunk #1 x Sweet Leaf Indica (Source Kindgreenbuds.com)
From:
Private Grower
Rating:
3.  
B+. The smell, looks, and buzz were up there but not the flavor or buzz length
Type:
Sativa Dominant
Price:
$100 an ounce
Looks:

Well, I have had many a Green Crack over the years and some batches have been super hairy, super frosty, and super dense. (My home grown GC was all these things).  This batch only really lacks in the hair department, which makes me wonder what this GC could have looked like if treated with the right amount of TLC.

There’s plenty of frost, though, with huge bunches of trichomes bundled up on the bottom.  The buds are nice and dense, landing with a gratifying thunk when dropped in the shot glass before they get chopped in preparation of a session. 8/10

Smell:

Now this is where this batch STANDS OUT.  This GC smells strongly of chopped and spiced fruit in a bag that’s sold by street vendors.  No lie.  I catch strong hints of mango, papaya, and cucumber.  All with that wonderful underlying spice.  This is the best GC smell I have had the pleasure of smelling.  I’m probably biased as I love fruit, but damn is that a good smell.

Taste:

If only the taste was as strong as the smell.  While this GC still tastes of sweet mango with papaya, it’s very faint, with the flavor lasting a few seconds at the most.  Joints help but then you might just end up hogging the joint for fear of flavor loss.  When I hit real tasty weed I want my breath to taste like the bud and I want that flavor to last.  This GC doesn’t do that.

Buzz Type:

This GC has some kick in it.  The first snapper had my face warmed up like a shot of tequila would.  Your forehead gets that pressure applied and you start to feel like somebody is stretching you out.

The high is very uplifting, which actually motivated me to write this review in the first place.  The 2nd and 3rd snaps spread out the high to my shoulders and back as well as alleviate some pain in my lower back.

Buzz Length:

I was high off three snaps for 45 minutes but I had already started dabbing.  If I start smoking with GC it usually lasts about an hour.

Overall:

The smell and buzz were great aspects of this pot that made this Green Crack pop out among the many other GCs that I have had over the years.  The taste was not as strong as the smell and the trim was rough as well as the handling.  This was a better than average bud but not the greatest Green Crack ever.  I can’t complain because the price was right.  Thanks for reading keep it classy folks.Woop Woop  –DjDerpy


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10 Comments | Add Yours

  1. says:

    on Dec 4, 2012

    100 for the Oz sign me up, I'll deal with the buzz length. Nice review you put together man.

  2. says:

    on Dec 4, 2012

    Looks chronic… especially for that price. Where you live man? You gotta be in an mmj state :P

  3. says:

    on Dec 4, 2012

    Dope!

  4. says:

    on Dec 4, 2012

    Thanks for taking the time to check out my review everybody. I am living in norcal like 45 minutes north of Sacramento in yuba city. We don't have any real classy dispensaries near by but we do have some old school growers that have been doing tha damn thing for a while now. I go bother them for zips every week or so to pick up some new tasty treats.

  5. says:

    on Dec 4, 2012

    great review man

  6. says:

    on Dec 4, 2012

    Legit mang. My bro meant some old school norcal growers while he was visiting for the Marijuana hillbilly festival. $1000/lb for outdoors out there… What a steal.

  7. says:

    on Dec 6, 2012

    Wow worst representation of green crack I've ever seen but at least you're getting zips for a bill. Hope the buzz length improves for yah and thanks for the review.

    • says:

      on Dec 6, 2012

      Yea this bud was definitely not a real looker but I enjoyed the smell and buzz immensely.

  8. says:

    on Dec 6, 2012

    Sounds like everything I want from a GC. Taste is where it's at with this strain. I love rolling cones in the summer of some juicy GC. Mmmm….

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