Pineapple From Private Dealer (magneticbuds)
This is an awesome review, as usual, from magneticbuds!
Camera Used: Nikon D3000
From: Private Dealer
Price: $65/half ounce
Looks: Great trich coverage. This herb made EXQUISITE pollen collections in our grinder. Filled it up several times within a few days. A bright lime green that we aren’t used to around here very often. It’s really rare finding a nice, fruity bud in our parts.
The most prominent feature I noticed was the fact that the dark orange to amber hairs are so swollen. They look like a horse hair compared to the calyxes we usually see. The long resin glands with tiny little heads leads me to believe that this is a sativa dominant strain.
However, a body buzz counterbalances my opinion and maybe a little indica thrown in there. The nuggets look "chunky" from a distance (I suppose due to a foxtailing feature in this grow?), but are quite dry and crumble under very little pressure due to the hidden pockets of less dense bud hidden throughout the individual nuggets. Beautiful.
I didn’t get a chance to do the photos because my boss worked me like a damn mule this week (my wife did them and quite a few of the others =] she’s really getting the hang of the D3000) but I would just stare at the nuggets every chance I got. Very gorgeous in person. So after saying that my wife did the photos, we got another half ounce and I had to use the pineapple we had laying around and get some "Pineapple Glamour Shots." I love a good flower.
Smell: Smells a lot like fruit loops. Definitely a fruity smell but indistinguishable as to WHICH fruit (same idea as fruit punch). Quite wonderful though. My nose has been steering me wrong lately so I’ve left it up to my old lady’s sniffer. Love you honey.
Taste: I get a sweet fruity tinge on the inhale if pulled slowly. Almost like fruit and homemade whipped cream. A bit of expansion after clearing the hit. Not enough to hurt you, but just enough to let you know she’s still in there!
Buzz Type: A good bong rip like it bypasses your lunges completely and just goes straight from the tube, through your head, to your brain. An INSTANT head buzz with a good powerful toke. A very brainy and cerebral buzz, but in a physical sense as well.
It feels like there are tiny little harmless bugs massaging every inch of my brain. I mean, s**t, this HAS to be the longest review I’ve ever written and I’ve only ripped two bongs of this stuff. Gives a great drive and determination for what you are doing.
Artists: grab yourself your medium of choice, an ounce of Pineapple, and go to work. Make our country beautiful again. This weed is inspirational. I can definitely dig it.
Burns out into the body. Definitely has a bit of indica in the mix. I don’t know if it’s because I have been staring at this screen so long or if the bud is getting to my eyes and making them heavy. I’ll break from writing to toke another. I hope you will break in reading this and do the same. =D
Buzz Length: With a quick ascent, I usually find that I have an incredibly fast comedown or a long and drony burnout. With this bud I find somewhere in between. I don’t stay high too long. But the comedown is moderate in length and can be counteracted with a quick walk around the block, might snap you back into your head buzz. I would say that this buzz length is moderate, lasting about 45 minutes to an hour.
Overall: (…well…tips and questions): Don’t roll this up in a blunt. You lose everything unique about this herb and the blunty bluntness ends up negating any head change or enlightenment that one may get from this.
I repeat, ARTISTS OF ANY KIND PLEASE PICK THIS UP. The high is so inspiring. I went on a random tie dyeing spree and I’m thinking about busting out the prismacolors. Get into your inner hippy!
I noticed that all, and I mean ALL, of the stems were immaculately straight. Like if they were thicker, I could make them into Lincoln Logs. Any ideas on the origin? Growing methods? Genetics? I have no clue.
All I can say is thank you very much Private Dealer. =] –magneticbuds
I can think of more than a few people here who would kill to get their hands on this creativity booster! Props to both you and the Mrs. on great pictures, too! –Tokeahontas
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